Hotdog Monster
Munch on this!
Hotdog Monster
offally awful a minced man monstrosity
vendor of death in a van high velocity
eldritch and edible with flavour incredible
malignant and mashed up atrocity
fiendishly frolicking finger of meat
simmered savage of sidewalks and streets
frankfurt that hurts, most wicked of wursts
devilish dog of despair and deceit
sinewy syringe of salty suspicion
bun clad and mad at the lack of nutrition
claws come with sauce, and a side of remorse
quietly killing your colon’s condition
This piece was written in tandem with the amazing Aoife Casey (not pictured above).
We have a whole lot of artwork to share and you get to vote on the next poetry prompt to go with it.
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Thanks for reading.
Aye! Ok, this was fun. I'm vegan and I'm glad I stopped eating hot dogs. I will say, when I visit New York and walk past the stands, memories do come and then I remember that we don't really know for sure what lies beneath -- lol. Great piece my friend. I dig your style.
I read this aloud to my boyfriend and he nodded along 😂